Ok, I fibbed.

I didn't know I was fibbing when I said I was going to have to sit this Halloween out, but I was. I ended up going to my sister's to celebrate with her, her boyfriend, and my parents. She made this delicious food because she's very Martha Stewart-y:

(green-dyed snake mashed potatoes with olive eyes and cheese tongue, meatloaf brain)

I ended up going as an irritated nerve since that was the reason I didn't get to fully go all out for Halloween this year...and the bane of my current existence. I scrounged up all the red I could find and looked crunched.